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j_martin
02-08-2010, 01:16 PM
I was driving when I saw the flash of a traffic camera.

I figured that my picture had been taken for exceeding the limit even though I knew that I was not speeding.

Just to be sure, I went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed.

Now I began to think that this was quite funny, so I drove even slower as I passed the area once more, but the traffic camera again flashed.

I tried a fourth and fifth time with the same results, and was now laughing as the camera flashed while I rolled past at a snail’s pace.

Two weeks later, I got five tickets in the mail for driving without a seat belt!

twogees
02-08-2010, 01:26 PM
if this is a joke its funny!!!.. if this is real..that really sucks!

fichrman2
02-08-2010, 02:46 PM
LMAO :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

Hippie459MN
02-08-2010, 03:42 PM
Thats funny. It has to be a joke because there are no red light/traffic cameras in Minnesota that I am aware of.

Very funny though. Sucks if it true.

CDave
02-08-2010, 03:51 PM
It's a joke. What camara/device can tell if you have a seatbelt on or not.

john j 80 viking
02-08-2010, 04:41 PM
That is funny, but don't forget big brother is always watching us. Does anyone think that the only thing those transponders on everyone's windshields are only for paying tolls?

Hydrophobic guy
02-08-2010, 04:51 PM
Does anyone think that the only thing those transponders on everyone's windshields are only for paying tolls?

They have toyed with having sensors installed to automatically give out speeding tickets. ;)

twogees
02-08-2010, 05:39 PM
and time you going through tolls. theres also an un-maned van around here on the side of the road that gives out tickets.

john j 80 viking
02-08-2010, 06:37 PM
They can put sensors anywhere, and would know where you were and when you were there. :mad:

CDave
02-08-2010, 07:38 PM
They can put sensors anywhere, and would know where you were and when you were there. :mad:

That can be done just by having your cell phone on.

stokernick
02-08-2010, 08:47 PM
Damn,Martin,you is a slow learner!!

Superbender
02-08-2010, 09:26 PM
5 times lmao:D

MODXR6
02-08-2010, 09:34 PM
Got dat chit here & It's legal to turn right on red. popped me for not being stopped for a full 2 seconds.....$125......F@#K big brother......Now I gotz a great big ol hitch ball protector that blocks 2 numbers on da plate....go figure

slamram99
02-09-2010, 02:27 PM
They can put sensors anywhere, and would know where you were and when you were there. :mad:

look at onstar all the "man" would have to do is call them and say we need to know where this person is, and bam they know where you are.

yachter55
02-09-2010, 03:11 PM
The city of CHICAGO ISSUED NEXTEL PHONES TO ALL OF THERE FOREMANS,TRUCK DRIVERS IF YOUR NEXTEL DOES NOT CHANGE LOCATION OF MORE THAN 5 FEET IN A HALF HOUR IT AUTO ALERTS THE MAIN OFFICE WHERE A GUY SITS AND ORDERS A SATALITE PICTURE THATS GOT YOU SLEEPIING IN THE CAR IN COLOR. I JUST PARK UNDER BRIDGES.SAME GOES FOR SPEEDING OVER 70 AUTO CALL THE OFFICE.THEY GIVE IT TO YOU WITH A THREE DAY SUSPENSION. OH AND IF SOME ONE SNITCHES LIKE STOP FOR A SIP THEY CAN GO BACK AND TRACE YOUR LOCATION.I RETIRED JUST IN TIME.

jmg944t
02-09-2010, 04:03 PM
The city of CHICAGO ISSUED NEXTEL PHONES TO ALL OF THERE FOREMANS,TRUCK DRIVERS IF YOUR NEXTEL DOES NOT CHANGE LOCATION OF MORE THAN 5 FEET IN A HALF HOUR IT AUTO ALERTS THE MAIN OFFICE WHERE A GUY SITS AND ORDERS A SATALITE PICTURE THATS GOT YOU SLEEPIING IN THE CAR IN COLOR. I JUST PARK UNDER BRIDGES.SAME GOES FOR SPEEDING OVER 70 AUTO CALL THE OFFICE.THEY GIVE IT TO YOU WITH A THREE DAY SUSPENSION. OH AND IF SOME ONE SNITCHES LIKE STOP FOR A SIP THEY CAN GO BACK AND TRACE YOUR LOCATION.I RETIRED JUST IN TIME.
I know right! Wouldn't it be horrible if all public employees had to actually work during the hours they get paid. I can't believe they go so far as to make you guys hide under bridges. THE NERVE!. Do us a favor, gather all your coworkers with that attitude and jump off that bridge instead of hide under it.

mercpunk
02-09-2010, 04:39 PM
well every 25 minutes stop leaning on the shovel and walk over to the truck and lean on rear bumper then to the front of the truck in another 25 then your buddies truck in 25 that orta get ya through till lunch :eek:


and repeat when returning

mercpunk
02-09-2010, 04:43 PM
It's a joke. What camara/device can tell if you have a seatbelt on or not.


The little town we are having the 800 ft drags in just got its second redlight ever !!! guess what its got cameras on it and you have to through it to get through the town and being a small town you better believe there gonna be eyes on a monitor and a finger on radio !!!

CDave
02-09-2010, 04:43 PM
The city of CHICAGO ISSUED NEXTEL PHONES TO ALL OF THERE FOREMANS,TRUCK DRIVERS IF YOUR NEXTEL DOES NOT CHANGE LOCATION OF MORE THAN 5 FEET IN A HALF HOUR IT AUTO ALERTS THE MAIN OFFICE WHERE A GUY SITS AND ORDERS A SATALITE PICTURE THATS GOT YOU SLEEPIING IN THE CAR IN COLOR. I JUST PARK UNDER BRIDGES.SAME GOES FOR SPEEDING OVER 70 AUTO CALL THE OFFICE.THEY GIVE IT TO YOU WITH A THREE DAY SUSPENSION. OH AND IF SOME ONE SNITCHES LIKE STOP FOR A SIP THEY CAN GO BACK AND TRACE YOUR LOCATION.I RETIRED JUST IN TIME.

Or they could do their jobs and not worry about it.

Hydrophobic guy
02-09-2010, 05:11 PM
I know right! Wouldn't it be horrible if all public employees had to actually work during the hours they get paid. I can't believe they go so far as to make you guys hide under bridges. THE NERVE!. Do us a favor, gather all your coworkers with that attitude and jump off that bridge instead of hide under it.

Come on now Jim what's the sense of being employed in the public sector if you actually have to work. ;)

yachter55
02-09-2010, 05:17 PM
Ok now that i got every one thinking im a dead beat public employee that sleeps under a bridge. I run huge jobs with thirty or so employees.part of my job is clocking in and out all the crew order materials and run the job 70 to 100 yards of concrete a day.so for an hour a day i do paperwork on the job .so as not to get called in for no movement. Yes i hide .and by the way how meny of you guys can say you worked 32 1/2 years and never yes never missed a day of work . As of last fri i retired .sorry if i sound snippy but im no dead beat.:)

1BadAction
02-09-2010, 05:21 PM
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john j 80 viking
02-09-2010, 05:35 PM
http://nathan-lee.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/tin_foil_hat_area.jpg
Thats it! Thats how you avoid getting brain cancer from your cell phone.

JR IN JAX
02-10-2010, 08:51 AM
They are doing away with our traffic cameras here in Jax. They just got too many complaints and people just started ignoring the tickets.

BIG "V"
02-10-2010, 12:05 PM
I would get a ticket mailed to me at least twice a month when I was stationed in Germany.... could see myself in the pics to! Just threw them away though.... You can mail me all the tickets you want but I will never get a single one:o